Inhumanwich!

An experimental space voyage goes awry, fusing astronaut Joe to his Sloppy-Joe sandwich. Returning to Earth, he slowly transforms into a blob of meat that grows larger and larger as he eats everyone he encounters: teenage lovers, lonely farmers, rock n'' rollers, kids, dogs and even an entire army platoon. Within days, he''ll eat all of Cincinnati – within weeks, the entire world! The daring mission leader, his scientific expert and a blowhard military man lead the charge in fighting back, doing whatever they can to stop Joe and save the Queen City.